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- The Bel Air Kindergarten of the Arts: “A Chorus Line”
- The Street Dictionary – funny definitions to fit the times :Him and Her
- 10 Great Ways to Conserve Energy
- 10 new work laws we’d like to see
- 10 Reasons to Live on the Moon
- 10 Reasons to work for the Mafia (and 1 reason why not)
- 10 Reasons to Write a Blog -300th Post Hallelujah!
- 10 Reasons Why Getting Old is Fun
- 10 Reasons why it’s Fun to Work in Open Space
- 10 Signs that Hot Summers in Europe are Here to Stay
- 10 Signs that Your Boss is a Werewolf
- 10 Sure signs that your on-line relationship isn’t going to work
- 10 Things not to do when your wife is in labor
- 10 things to do while waiting for the doctor
- 10 things you can only do or say if you are the Queen
- 10 Ways to get rid of an Annoying Co-Worker
- 10 Worst Ways to Propose Marriage
- 100 Fun things to do with your grandfather
- 100 Things to do when you’re Bored
- 105 Year Old Virgin
- 11 Things you shouldn’t do at a wedding
- 15 Reasons Why Pets are Better than Children
- 2010 Horror Scope: Safe Predictions for the new decade
- 21 funniest comedy movies of all time (part 3)
- 40 more things to do when you’re bored
- 5 Men who Failed to Change History
- 5 past 13
- 5 Work Colleagues I would gladly send off on the maiden voyage of Titanic II
- 50 things not to say on a first date
- 50 Things to do Before you Die
- 50 Things to do before you hit the bucket
- 50 things to do for free
- 50 Things You Shouldn’t Try Doing
- A Christmas Wish
- A Happy Young Man
- A Nostalgic Walk Through the Gallery
- A Politically Correct Christmas Party
- A work of Art: this time with real artists
- Abbey Road Crossing : everyone wants to be in the act
- Adventures with a taxi driver
- Adventures With a Taxi Driver: Cretian Style, no hands driving
- Adventures with a Tuk Tuk Taxi Driver: Live and Let Die in Bangkok
- Alex in Blunderland
- Alien Venture 4 – Opening Night
- Aliens for Neighbours: How to spot Co-Workers from Another Planet
- An Englishman in Japan
- An Expensive Proposal
- An Inconvenient Truth / A Convenient Lie: How the facts are retouched to feed the public
- An Island of Blondes – what’s next?
- Anger Management
- Archaeologists prove that the Hobbits and Fred Flinstone actually existed
- Avatar II Auditions: The Revenge of the Canines
- Bleeding Angel
- Bloggerella
- Body Building for the Lazy
- Brackbird – the Japanese sing the Beatles
- Cessation
- confessions in a bottle
- Confessions in a Bottle: A Plead from the Home
- Confessions in a Bottle: The Budgie
- Confessions in a Bottle: the Genie
- Curiouser and Curiouser: Will the Real Alice Please Stand Up
- Curly – the boring saga of a man whose hair revolts on him and fond memories of Gerald Hoffnung
- Death of an Angel
- Disturbing Facts #1
- Dogs Beat Cats: Now Mini will never let it go
- Double Millionaire
- Dreams from a Parent Teacher Conference
- Emails we wish we could Recall
- Everyday People
- Everything’s Talking At Me
- Expressway to Heaven
- Facebook Shmasebook – Give me a Break
- Farewell to Someone I Never Met
- For the Walking Man
- Funny Bumper Stickers and Signs We’d Like to See
- Garbage Man
- Ghost Dog
- Going up, Going down
- Great High School Prank
- Great reasons to split up:
- Half the world
- History’s Less Known Siblings: All about the Contributions to Society made by Marie D ‘Arc, Mervyn Presley, Namdev Gandhi and Moses’ other brother Irvine
- How I Deleted all my Emails and Regained my Sanity
- How to become rich without really trying
- How to clone everything
- How To Eat Yourself
- How to Get Fired in 5 Days
- How to Get Rich Without Really Trying
- How to make the worst presentation of all time: A beginners guide
- I am the Walrus revisited: Walrus_2222
- I can’t seem to get what I want
- I feel the earth move…
- IF
- If America invaded Britain
- If IT Projects were run by Militant Groups
- Imagine revisited – John Lennon’s sixty ninth birthday
- In My Room – In My Loo
- It’s a Conspiracy: The Appliance Flu
- It’s a dog’s world
- It’s stupendous, it’s tremendous, it’s a supermarket!
- Japan – one week
- Japanese Oddity
- Jesus Unemployed: A Sign of the Times
- Job Interview Nightmare
- Kodachrome: The death of Kodak
- Last Minute Larry
- Last Rites
- Last Will and Testament
- Life’s Questions
- Little boxes – The 2009 version
- Missing Secretaries:Where have they disappeared to?
- More Commercials from the Real World: 1/2 Price Sale
- Morning Zombies
- My first two months blogging
- My List Of New Year Resolutions that I Promise not to Keep
- My Songs : The Desert
- National coming out days for non gays
- National Truth Day at the Office: It’s time to tell it as it is.
- No News Today
- No Sympathy for the Devil
- No Time at All
- No U.F.O.s Please We’re British. The M.O.D. unit for aliens has been dismantled. E.T. was not amused.
- No Word from Loch Ness: Goodbye Nellie?
- Office Romance
- Office Tennis: Game Set and Swat! Sometimes you have to act dirty
- On a serious note – All things Must Pass
- On a Serious Note:: Living with ALS
- On the street where I Live
- One after nine o nine o nine – Memories from the Beatles Christmas Show 1964
- Ours is not to Reason Why
- Over the shoulder: What People are Reading!
- Paint it Black – the SOPA PIPA version
- Paul McCartney the computer programmer
- People who don’t use Deodorant should be Outlawed, With Apologies to Julia Roberts
- Please Don’t Send me Flowers
- Priceless Beatles Record Found: Not a Hoax! Acclaimed as the Rarest Beatle Album in the World
- Quitting Your Job Online
- Rainman
- Rational Equations
- Requiem for A Lost Boy
- Rewind to Sender
- Rich Man Poor Man – Is being rich all that it’s cut out to be?
- Ringo Starr: 10 Facts you didn’t know about Ringo and some added goodies
- Running Out of Time
- Seminars for the Rich Modern Executive
- Service Without a Smile
- Shop Till You Drop
- Simply Psychiatry
- Sixty Years Young
- So this is my first post
- Something Stupid – Something Kinky
- Stormy Weather
- Strange Houses: Not everyone can live in a shoe!
- Stress Management
- Superman Retired
- Tattoos to Lose – what were they thinking?
- Ten Worst Honeymoon Vacation Ideas: Where NOT to Spend Your Honeymoon
- The 10 least romantic places to spend Valentine’s Day
- The Ageing Taxi Driver
- The Alien Venture: episode 1
- The Alien Venture: episode 2
- The Alien Venture: episode 3
- The Anti-PowerPoint Party
- The Beatles Never Broke Up – Everyday Chemistry
- The Beatles: were they really that good
- The Death of Redemption
- The Dinner Party Part 2
- The Dog Guide to Valentine’s Day
- The End of a Decade
- The Eve of Destruction
- The Extinct Language
- The Future of Education
- The Future of Sales
- The George Costanza Deal – why doesn’t it work?
- The Global Warning at the Office: Central Air isn’t all it’s cut out to be
- The Good Food Cookbook for Dogs
- The herd mentality or how I gave up counting Margaritas
- The History of Conversation
- The History of Dating
- The History of Negotiation: The Dowry
- The lighter side of death
- The Married Man’s Playboy
- The Meaning of Dreams (part I abduction-alarm clock)
- The Meaning of Dreams (part II albatross-avocado)
- The Nespresso Shuffle – The Ipod is no longer alone
- The New Bizarro World: A Matter of Geography
- The New World Concentration Span: The advantages of Fast Forwarding are grossly exaggerated
- The Only Man on the Island
- The Origin of Bureaucracy
- The Phone Revolution
- The Problems of Old Age
- The Quest for the Lost Sock
- The Raven Hacker
- The Security System
- The Smart Blonde Search: The Casino
- The Song Behind the Meaning
- The Taite Guide to Chocolate
- The Taite Guide to Easy Jobs
- The Taite Guide to Everything – Best So Far
- The Taite Guide to Guerilla Knitting
- The Taite Guide to Managers
- The Taite Guide to Prisons for the Rich and Famous
- The Taite Guide to Project Management
- The Taite Guide to Religion
- The Taite Guide to Witches
- The Three Day Work Week: Why settle for Four?
- The Tower Of Babel Revisited
- The Truth is all Fiction Baby
- The Ultimate Diet
- The Unemployed Bank Robber
- The Unemployed Bank Robber: the Next Generation
- The Whole Truth
- The World’s Most Difficult Jobs: Marty The Parking Attendant
- There Goes the Bride
- Things that didn’t happen: Columbian farmer grows chocolate bananas
- Things that didn’t happen: Woody Allen makes an action movie!
- Things that never happened: Miss Universe achieves world peace
- Things That Never Happened: Paris Hilton gets the Oscar
- Things that never happened: The BuckingFest
- Thought for today #1
- Thought for today: Bin Laden
- thought for today: Royal thoughts
- Times are Changing
- Understanding Me
- Unknown Group rewrites Sgt Pepper and Conquers British Charts: “Android Pfeffer’s Boneless Heart Club Band” – It may shock you.
- Warning Bell
- Water is Discovered on the Moon: The Networks are on their way
- We’ve Come a long Way in 20 Years
- Welcome to the End – My friend
- What Kind of a Person Are You?
- What not to do in a posh restaurant
- What not to take on your honeymoon
- What the Queen said, and what she really meant
- What women really want
- What’s it all about?
- What’s the Buzz?
- Why not to hold a surprise party
- Wikileaks for Dummies: what the celebs don’t want you to know
- Work Signs or Sins
- Working too Hard
- Workout world
- Yesterday and Today
- Yet Another Thursday Monday
- Yom Kippur Tweets of Atonement: the fast way to deal with a fast
- You Ain’t Going Nowhere
- You know you need a vacation when…
- You know you’re really pregnant when
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