Best humor blog for everyday life
Posts tagged toilets
In My Room – In My Loo
When the Beach Boys wrote and recorded their song In My Room, times were different and they didn’t necessary say what they meant. Since then song lyrics have become much bolder and in the face.
Here is how I think the song should have gone.
===
IN MY LOOThere’s a place
Where I can go
Whenever I must do!
In my loo
For as long as I like
And perhaps a comic or two
In my loo
In my loo
Do my dreaming and my scheming
And play my favorite app.
Always make sure that my mobiles secure
And won’t fall through the gap.
And More >
How to wash your buttocks – only in Japan!
There are some pictures that really need no clarification. This picture was taken in the loo of a prestigious Tokyo department store.
For those who never knew how!
© 2011 Steve Taite. All rights reserved. If you enjoyed this post please leave a comment and pass on to your friends. If not feel free to pass on to your enemies. Don't want to miss a post? What are you waiting for, subscribe now or follow me on twitter.
Adventures in a Japanese Loo
A foreigner’s first experience with a Japanese toilet could easily be compared with a teenagers first experience with love. You meet this gorgeous girl during the school recess but you have no idea what to do about it. No-one has given you an instructions manual. The same can be said about Japanese washlets – right you really don’t want to call it a toilet any more than you’d call a Jaguar E-Type Roaster a car – they do come with an instruction manual but it’s Japanese.
First things first, before entering the pleasure are, be sure to slip on your toilet slippers.
You More >
The Taite Guide to Toilets
Every time my wife and I go to a restaurant the first thing I do is order, the second thing is to seek out the men’s room. It is one of the mysteries of life how men immediately see food and need to go whereas women can hold out for most of the day. It’s almost as if they took private lessons on a camel farm. I won’t elaborate on that subject for fear of being called a chauvinist. The advantage of having to go so regularly is that you get exposed (no pun intended) to some of the most More >
If I can’t go it’s no go: In India, brides want promise of a toilet
In India 665 million citizens, almost half the population, have no access to a toilet. Strange as it would appear, Thomas Crapper’s infamous water closets seem to have failed to catch on in the land of Bollywood. What goes without saying in the West, is often considered a luxury there. Now a new campaign is attempting to bring the toilet into the home. As it gains popularity, more and more young ladies are refusing to wed without receiving a guarantee that the marriage vows be accompanied by a toilet fixture. The campaign is proving to be a huge success and since it’s More >
I found it on the web: The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette
Sometimes you stumble upon a web site and have to blink twice to make sure your not dreaming. Such a site is The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette or ICBE (Performing #1 and #2 in comfort and style since 1995).What would seem like a cute joke has been taken here to the extreme. This is a sight with a mission and not missing is only part of it. The well designed site boasts many categories including
- general urinal technique
- email in the bathroom
- using opposite gender bathrooms
- Japanese bathroom etiquette
and of course
Definately worth more than a wee glance
More >
