It is hot, really hot, so hot that it gives the word hot a bad name. It doesn’t help that the government have again suggested to companies to cool the workplace at a cool 28 degrees celsius! I kid you not. Where I come from that is known as heating!

If Chubby Checker had to rerecord Let’s Twist Again today it would probably sound more like this:

 

Let’s Shvitz again

Like we did last summer

Let’s Shvitz again

Like we did last year.

With all the central air at

28 degrees, no cooler

The least the management could supply us with

Is beer.

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Well round and round and round and round

My headache goes

With humidity gone through the roof

I need to doze.

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Let’s Shvitz again

Like we did last summer

Let’s Shvitz again

Like we did last year.

Why in god’s name won’t they

Adopt to daylight  saving time

Or at least provide that mandatory beer.

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