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Archive for February, 2012
10 Ways to Win an Oscar
1. Produce a movie that takes place in an insane asylum with s Meryl Streep, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson and Nicole Kidman as the inmate who is allergic to keeping her clothes on.
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2. Play a homosexual politician who has undergone a sex change, was abused by his crack addicted mother yet still manages to get elected for president even though he is black and half Jewish. And yes if your name is Jamie Fox that helps too.-
3. Commit suicide or better still killed in a freak airplane accident. Hollywood loves a sad story. Of course you may have trouble More >
10 Reasons Why Getting Old is Fun
1. You no longer have to brush your hair (what hair?)
2. You no longer have to brush your teeth (what teeth?)
3. Your wife no longer drives you crazy about your pot belly (what wife? I have a wife?)
4. You get to travel cheaply on public transport (but it’s such a hassle to use that you’d prefer to stay at home and watch T.V.)
5. You now have time to watch all those T.V. programs always wanted to see but missed, but now you can’t remember what they were.
6. You can finally act your age – well actually more More >
Life’s Questions
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Sometimes I write movies Somtimes I write songs Sometimes I feel every waking moment Is absolutely wrong.
- Sometimes I’m an empty canvas With a bucketload of paint Often I’m my worse nightmare Pretending to be a saint.
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Maybe I’m a misplaced child Who won’t believe he’s lost Or a shopaholic for a long lost life Who can’t afford the cost.
- Maybe I don’t exist at all Just a part in someone’s book. Maybe you won’t see me at all If you take a second look.
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- Perhaps I am a philosopher’s cat Or a goldfish less a bowl.
Maybe I’m an exotic dancer More >
Kodachrome: The death of Kodak
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When I think back On all the snaps I took in high school. All those classmates In photos short and tall. All the cutest girls, forever adolescent. In slightly faded colors stuck on my wall.
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Kodachrome. You filled my albums a plenty My heart was never empty, Before I reached to twenty my shelves were full. I had a pocket Kodak camera, I took it with me everywhere But now they’ve taken my Kodachrome away.
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If I think of all the girls I knew When I was single. I have a picture, black and white of everyone. And though some photos that More >
Abbey Road Crossing : everyone wants to be in the act
Since the Beatles made their historic crossing of the Abbey Road pedestrian crossing, all those years ago, and eternalized it on their greatest album, every body has been getting in the act. You would think they had discovered America, not taken a breather from hard work in the Abbey Road recording studio.
Here are some interesting parodies:
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Baby Road
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Maiden Road
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The Lego Road
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The real beetle version
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Why did the chicken cross Abbey Road?
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VW Beetle's Abbey Road
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The Penguin Version
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More beetles
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Oops!
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Hubbie Road
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More more interesting and often hilarious Beatles posts, including the Japanese Beatles, the rewrite of Sgt Pepper album, I am a Walrus and Imagine and much more, More >
Japanese Hospitals v Western Hospitals – find the differences!
Over the past year I have written about many different and colorful experiences of a foreigner living in Japan. About a week ago I found it necessary to be admitted to hospital (I am fine now, thank you for asking). So I had ample opportunity to compare the hospital here to ones I had visited before for one reason or another. -
Japanese Hospital Food
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