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Archive for November, 2011
Chess Boxing, Cricket Monopoly and other New Sports
Chess boxing is a hybrid sport which combines boxing with chess in alternating rounds. The sport began when Dutch artist Iepe Rubingh, inspired by fictional depictions by French comic book artist and filmmaker Enki Bilal, organized actual bouts. Chess boxing is now growing in popularity. Participants must be both skilled boxers and chess players, as a match may be won either way.
A match consists of up to eleven alternating rounds of boxing and chess. The match begins with a four-minute chess round. This is followed by three minutes of boxing, with rounds of chess and boxing alternating until the end.[1] There More >
For the Walking Man
Mr. White spend almost forty minutes in the waiting room before the doctor could see him. When shown into the surgery and asked to sit down he first walked over to the doctor and punched him in the stomach.
“What did you do that for?” asked the surprised doctor.
“Do you know who I am? I’m Melvin White? Doesn’t ring a bell? I’m the son of Albert White.”
“Albert White? Albert White? I seem to recall a Mr. White at the home?
“Correct.”
“But what has that got to do with you punching me in the stomach?”
“You told him he should start walking, walking will More >
Seminars for the Rich Modern Executive
Part of being successful is knowing how to correctly educate yourself with the skills needed for your profession.
Here are ten new seminars specifically targeted at the young rich modern executive.
- The twits guide to Twitter ~
- Strategic Business Communication in the Rest Room ~
- Business Writing Essentials for the Illiterate and other upper class brats. ~
- Effective Conflict Management during Business Lunches – Which hors d’oeuvres are right for your career. ~
- The Meaning of Money – What actually happens when you pass over your platinum card at Saxs Fifth Ave. ~
- How to insult a waiter in 12 languages. ~
- The net worth of a network. ~
- How to dig your own moat and be the More >
Top IPhone Apps I hope we never see
There seem these days to be Iphone apps for almost anything. Anybody with half an idea joins the club and gets it published, hoping that out there there is an audience as stupid as he is who will happily part with ninety nine cents for an application that shows you what you will like like after gaining twenty kilos or tracks your bowel movements (Google Poop the World if you don’t believe me!) In a world that seems to embrace insanity every day, here are a few apps that I hope never get marketed.
- The IPhone pregnancy tester app
We won’t go More >
Half the world
Half the world make ridiculous faces while riding the elevator
The other half are too busy mining in their pockets
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Half the world are patient enough to wait for the hand dryer to completely dry their hands.
The other half live the wet look.
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Half the world wouldn’t be caught dead in an Asian restaurant without chopsticks
The other half don’t give a damn and manage with a spoon.
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Half the world still think Paul McCartney’s dead
The other half are still looking for Elvis.
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Half the world have tried the watch The Wizard of Oz backed with the soundtrack of The Dark Side of the Moon
The other half have no idea at all More >
Yesterday and Today
Yesterday
Dianna woke up to the alarm clock and got out of bed slowly. After showering she went down stairs where she partook of a small healthy breakfast of orange juice, ham and eggs on toast and freshly brewed coffee. She took the 8:10 train to work which as usual was late. Dianna worked at a midtown office along with thirty other girls in the typing pool. Her day was made up of taking dictations and typing letters on her new electric Remington typewriter. After work she took the train home, late again, picked up her mail from her mailbox, three More >
You know you need a vacation when…
You Know you really need a vacation when
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— you kiss the dog before leaving the house for work and your wife refuses to bark.
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— your tan is so pale that people in the street mistake you for the snowman.
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— you are spending so much time in the office that the cleaning lady regularly vacuums your ears.
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— you don’t remember the names of your kids but are sure you have some tucked away somewhere.
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— you’ve started calling your mother-in-law boss!
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— the last movie you saw was in black and white.
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— your folks want to visit you ask them to make an appointment with More >
Mark Zusak is the Messenger
Some books fall into the category of books that I can’t put down. This category is shared by everyday Suspense stories a la Gresham and serious novels that are or will eventually find their way into 20th and 21nd century masterpiece courses at your local College. A much more prestigious club is that of novels that can have a life changing affect on you. Here you might find Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance Ender’s game and Slaughterhouse Five, others would list Lord of the Rings, The Little Prince and Siddhartha . A third category is of books that are written about More >
Real tweets from the rich and famous
From the real tweets of the rich and sometimes famous
Joan Rivers:
I asked my grandson, Cooper, if he knew where babies came from. Very smart! He said, “Of course…Brad and Angelina’s house.”
Steve Martin:
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.
When Oprah went to see the “The Help,” she thought for sure it was going to be about airline pilots.
About Alec Baldwin - He may have more martial arts, but I have more marital arts.
Sarah Silverman:
Comics should be able to claim other comics as dependants
When ur relatives drive you crazy just close your eyes & pretend it’s dialogue in More >
