When the Beach Boys wrote and recorded their song In My Room, times were different and they didn’t necessary say what they meant. Since then song lyrics have become much bolder and in the face.

Here is how I think the song should have gone.

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IN MY LOO

There’s a place

Where I can go

Whenever I must do!

In my loo

In my loo
I can read my book

For as long as I like

And perhaps a comic or two

In my loo

In my loo

 


Do my dreaming and my scheming

And play my favorite app.

Always make sure that my mobiles secure

And won’t fall through the gap.

 


It may seem quite cramped

And perhaps slightly damp

But that won’t make me blue

In my loo

In my loo

In my loo

In my loo

In my loo

In my loo

In my loo

© 2011 Steve Taite. All rights reserved.
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