Best humor blog for everyday life
Archive for June, 2011
The Puddle Blog
affiliate program
From the department of:
If you wait long enough you can be sure that someone will create a blog about itHere, for all you people who always found a puddle a cute phenomena, is what I found on The Puddle Blog
– – – – – –© 2011 Steve Taite. All rights reserved. If you enjoyed this post please leave a comment and pass on to your friends. If not feel free to pass on to your enemies. Don't want to miss a post? What are you waiting for, subscribe now or follow me on twitter.affiliate program More >
The Alien Venture: episode 2
affiliate program
for episode guide go here
A Restaurant that serves everythingEpisode Two: The Venue
The following morning Jan picked me up at 8 A.M. sharp. When I say picked me up I mean that literally because one minute we were chatting by my front door and the next we were in front of a derelict warehouse in one of the more sleazy areas of town. No, this time I had not been drinking but I had to admit that Jan’s form of transportation sure beat the bus or the broken down Toyota that my wife had taken with her on her tennis elope.
“So More >
In My Room – In My Loo
When the Beach Boys wrote and recorded their song In My Room, times were different and they didn’t necessary say what they meant. Since then song lyrics have become much bolder and in the face.
Here is how I think the song should have gone.
===
IN MY LOOThere’s a place
Where I can go
Whenever I must do!
In my loo
For as long as I like
And perhaps a comic or two
In my loo
In my loo
Do my dreaming and my scheming
And play my favorite app.
Always make sure that my mobiles secure
And won’t fall through the gap.
And More >
The Alien Venture: episode 1
When an Alien offers you an offer you can’t refuse, hang on to your steak knives.
For episode guide go here
Episode One: The Beginning
I remember it was a Wednesday. It started like every other day that I can recall from that period, with a hangover. Ever since I had lost my job as senior computer analyst at BTA Systems, three months earlier, I was having trouble coming to grip with my situation and my only real friend seemed to be a Bud. It didn’t help that my wife ran off to Jamaica with her tennis couch the day I received More >
Workout world
I wake up in the morning
Run off to the gym.
A bit confused why if I work out
I’m always staying in.
I walk for the best part of an hour
But I never leave my place
And yet the girls that jog beside me
I most truly race
—
.I run in circles getting nowhere
Display my muscles through my sportswear
While all along I know it’s not fair
I’m well out of my league.
The guys have all been cloned from Rumbo
The girls all jump around like Dumbo
While I’m a copy of Columbo
Overcast with fatigue.
—
I move over to the stepper
And I begin my climb
The guy beside More >
Only in Japan: QB House the 10 minute haircut
As a person who fails to suffer an excess of hair (see Curly the boring saga of a man whose hair revolts on him), I fail to see why I have to spend the equivalent of a second mortgage just to have a hairdresser play with my forehead for twenty minutes and massage the back of my neck. Let’s face it, I really don’t have enough left to get it styled. So it was with great anticipation that I picked up courage and ventured into the Japanese franchise that promises a ten minute cut for 1000 yen (around $10). I wasn’t More >
Fake Japanese Pool
Sometimes seeing isn’t believing.
© 2011 Steve Taite. All rights reserved. If you enjoyed this post please leave a comment and pass on to your friends. If not feel free to pass on to your enemies. Don't want to miss a post? What are you waiting for, subscribe now or follow me on twitter.
No News Today
With apologies to Herman’s Hermits
No news today, to CNN’s dismay There’s nothing going on, seems everyone has gone. No news today, it’s not a common sight I heard the anchor cry “don’t know the reason why”.
What will they do when there’s nothing to broadcast Go through all the archives and re-dig up the past. When will they say when the hour comes around “What are todays top stories? Well I’m glad that you have asked.”
No news today, no scandals and no floods No politician’s gay, no starlets run astray.
But all that’s left is a place dark and lonely A deserted studio in a better part of town Becomes a shrine More >
What not to take on your honeymoon
1. Your ex wife (even if she does look like Pamela Anderson).
2. Bridget Jones’ panties.
3. Travel scrabble
4. Your mother
5. Your mother-in-law (even if she’s sexier than your ex-wife)
6. Your three kids from your previous marriage who your future wife swears she adores but has secret plans to send to a boarding school at an island off the coast of New Zealand.
7. Your school homework. Your future husband, twenty years your senior, will be happy to help you catch up when you get back.
8. Your pet Labrador Joe who is very affectionate but might get the wrong idea when he finds himself More >
