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Japanese Oddity

With apologies to Bowie-san

Project Control to Tokyo Son
Project Control to Tokyo Son

Finish off your sushi lunch already and put your earphones on
(Ten) project control (Nine) to Tokyo Son (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing signon (Five), Skype now on (Four)
(Three, two) Check audio recognition (One) and lets (Blastoff) hope this time it works.

This is Project Control to Tokyo Son, we know it’s 3 A.M. by you
But top management wants to know just how you fare
And have you found a large dress shirt that you can wear?

This is Tokyo Son to Project Control, you’re shouting in my ear
I’m quite sure that the whole project’s underway.
Only forty / fifty more meetings so they say.
Here, am I drowning in translation, and I really haven’t got a clue
Cullently the brue print of di plojects going thlew.

Though I’m flown one hundred thousand miles, and the progress may seem slow
I’m now thinking that they know just how to go
And come next Respect for the Aged Day there will be something to show.

Project control to Tokyo Son, your lines gone dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Tokyo Son?
Can you hear me, Tokyo Son?
Can you hear me, Tokyo Son?
Can you…
Here, am I sitting in my hotel room, far from my home
My damn Sony screen’s gone blue and there’s nothing I can do…………….

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