50 Things to do before you hit the bucket
Everyone hits the bucket sometime so why not have some fun on the way. Here are some suggestions. Find Big Foot Stand on Big Foots foot Run the Arctic marathon making sure you the enormous white bear behind you stays there. Spend a night at the Paris Hilton Spend a night with Paris Hilton Find Waldo then donate him the home for Lost Souls Go to the airport and take the first plane flying o...
What the Queen said, and what she really meant
"Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements." English interpretation: "My sister's a lush, my daughter in law bollimic, my son insists on making it out with a cow, my husband's so senile that he tries to put it in the vacuum cleaner and my favorite Corgi has eloped to America." --- "It's all to do with the training: you c...
The Taite Guide to Project Management
Project Management Life as a project manager is comparable to a mountain climber's. The big difference being that when you get to the peak you find there is no safe way down. Whenever I get really down, my wife reminds me that it takes one women nine months to have a baby and no matter how you try it is impossible to perform the same feat in one month by impregnating nine women. It was a beautiful ...
You know you're really pregnant when
...that creepy guy on the train who is unable to extract the finger from his nostril and who wears a torn pair of black bell bottom jeans, gets up to give you a seat. ...the guy at the local convenience store starts wrapping pickles for you before you even get to the counter. ...your homeroom teacher suggests that you both have a little ...
Commercials from the Real World
Having hard day? Your boss doesn't understand you? Your bank account overdrawn? Your bank manager doesn't understand you? We have just the escape for you. For a limited time only join us on a Homeless Weekend. No necessity to pack any fancy clothes, come as you are and experience a life with no commitments. And just to prove to you how serious we are we'll throw in 3 complementary meals at the Downtown Ki...
The Internet Academy: An On-Line Syllabus for the Geeks of Tomorrow
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiakitnatahu is a real place. It is the name of an existing hill in New Zealand, or so the Internet claims.This comes from the same people who tell me that goldfish have a memory span of three seconds (how anyone measured that I don't know), and giraffes can't sing. The Internet is the basis for all our knowledge now. We have no choice but to believe...
10 Ways to get rid of an Annoying Co-Worker
Has the person sitting next to you at work yet to discover the word deodorant? Does your co-worker sing Abba songs aloud eight hours a day? Does your co-worker pick his nose, thinking no one is watching, our excavate his ears? Does your co-worker were micro mini-skirts even though she weighs over 90 kg and is almost 62? Does the guy sitting opposite you tap on his desk with an HB pencil, mistaking...
Minuet: the future Twitter worth at least $1 billion
I'm the sort of guy who has all these great ideas but am unable to do anything with them, which is the reason my apartment is not next to Bill Gates mansion (or Hugh Hefner's for that matter). Some clever kids came up with Facebook , Twitter and Youtube and now take their baths in French champagne on their private 767 jet. Well I have this great idea which I will reveal in a minute, and if someone out there d...
The God Twitter: Memorable Tweets from the Almighty
Name: the Almighty Location: here, there and everywhere Web: www.thoushallnotkill.com Followers: tens of millions - I'm the almighty not one not Demi's live-in playmate! Following: Oprah - much more productive than Maria Noah_273 - OK so he's got a few bolts loose and his pigtail is really not in, but what the hell - he makes me smile. Maybe I'll give him a flood of his own. Then he'll have something...
The Taite Guide to Prisons for the Rich and Famous
Some Inmates have all the luck! "Gentlemen, I am warden Walter W. Felon III and I would like to welcome you all to the Beverly Hills Confinement Facility for the Rich and Famous. We don't like to think of it as a prison, more a home away from home with bars. We hope that your stay with us will be a happy and fulfilling one and promise to make every effort to meet your demands. To help do this I h...
Morning Zombies
You walk them, You feed them, You tidy up after them - you are one fine canine zombie. At the witching hour, Early morning, The zombies are walking the streets. With only one eye open, The slumber just broken The cyclops admits his defeat. The sidewalks deserted, Their life is inverted By four legs that are attached to a leash. Holy cow it's a weekend But they are ruled by the ...
40 more things to do when you're bored
O.K. so I know when I've got a good thing going. You loved my earlier blog 100 things to when you're bored. Here are 40 more ideas 1. Paint your monitor black. 2. Paint your monitor screen black. 3. Try to get the paint of your screen before your boss sees it and fires you. 4. Write a musical about four legged animals who sing songs based on a long dead poet. - Oh that one's been done. Sorry, there are...
40 more things to do when you're bored
O.K. so I know when I've got a good thing going. You loved my earlier blog 100 things to when you're bored. Here are 40 more ideas 1. Paint your monitor black. 2. Paint your monitor screen black. 3. Try to get the paint of your screen before your boss sees it and fires you. 4. Write a musical about four legged animals who sing songs based on a long dead poet. - Oh that one's been done. Sorry, there are...
The Taite Guide to Gift Shops
Museums were first invented in Paris, France by Jean Paul Yurr Hedoff in 1789. Jean was employed by Doctor Joseph-Ignace Guillotin as a cleaner upper or as they called it in those days a nettoyeur de têtes. It was Jean's job to clean up the mess after a Guillotine. The poor man found that after a few weeks he had quite a collection of disembodied heads and blood stained clothing and a growing crowd of visitors who wa...
ChatRoulette: what you've been missing
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30 weirdest world laws

There comes a time in every politician’s life where he finds himself in parliament recovering from a heavy hangover. The following probably resulted from such mornings.

Thailand: it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. Shame!
Thailand: You must wear a shirt while driving a car.
Switzerland: Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday.
Switzerland: Itis illegal to flash the toilet after 10 P.M. And I thought the smell came from the cows!
Sweden: While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute. Catch 23.
South Korea: Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists. Often called the Soprano Law
Singapore: If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, “I am a litterer.
Singapore: It is illegal to pee in an elevator.
United Kingdom: A bed may not be hung out of a window. (In New York the same law applies for air-conditioners)
Italy: A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt.
Australia: Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb. And the must be named Bruce!
Canada: Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
Canada: When raining, a person may not water his lawn.
Canada: – Winnipeg: It is against the law to go naked in your own home if you leave the blinds up. You can, however display it all on your webcam
China: To go to college you must be intelligent. Another law that should be imported to the States!
Denmark: No one may start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle. Doesn’t apply to members of the Mafia
France: No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
Israel: Picking one’s nose on the Sabbath is illegal. See more here
U.S.-Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Doesn’t apply to Blonde women under the age of thirty
U.S.- California: Women may not drive in a house coat.
U.S. – Florida: A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday. Again Doesn’t apply to Blonde women under the age of thirty
U.S. – New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
U.S. – Ohio: It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
U.S. – Texas: It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
U.S. – New Jersey: It is illegal to sell cabbage on a Sunday
U.S. – Maryland: It is illegal to mistreat oysters. Now if someone out there can explain this one I’m waiting!
Scotland: It is illegal to be drunk and in possession of a cow. If your wife is considered to be a fat cow this might apply to you too.
Lebanon: Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals so long as the animals are female. It is illegal to have sex with a male animal.
Hong Kong: A woman is legally allowed to kill her cheating husband, only if she uses her bare hands. The husband’s lover however may be killed in any manner desired.
Mongolia: All women are required to walk around with their breasts on display at all times. O.K. I took a vote and this has to my our favourite legislation of all time. We have set up a Facebook group to banter all governments world-wide to adopt this law.

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