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Archive for December, 2010
10 Things not to do when your wife is in labor
- No matter how much she shrieks don’t get too close. You’ve heard of all the stories where kids get within the gorilla’s reach and he bites into their arm – you have been warned.
- You remember all the breathing exercises that you did with your loved one in the Lamaze classes. Now is the time to forget them. The last thing your wife wants to hear come out of your mouth as she hits a contraction is the word breath. She’s way, way, way past that. Attempting to persuade their spouses to breath when their better half is planning the painful demise of More >
On the First Day of Christmas
On the First day of Christmas my true love came told me, she wanted to be a divorcee.
On the Second day of Christmas my true love send to me, two guys with a summons and a Hallmark card from my future divorcee.
On the Third day of Christmas my true love send to me, three hunks who took the Lexus, two guys with a summons and a Hallmark card from my future divorcee.
On the Fourth day of Christmas my true love send to me, four moving trucks. Three hunks for the jeep, two summon guys and yet another stinking card from my divorcee.
On the Fifth day of More >
Animal of the Year Award
Yes it’s that time of the year again where newspapers, magazines and networks disappear on vacation leaving us innocent bystanders with stupid “of the year” awards. Imean who would ever guess Time magazine would chose Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg as person of the year. Even my pet goldfish and octopus new that was a sure thing. But if you can’t beat them, join them, I say so here are my choices for the first Taite Gallery Animal of the Year Awards.
The Dancing Bullerina
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
Chocolate Chipmunk
Billy the Kit
Supermuff
It's a...,no it's a....., actually I think it's a....
Cross Eyed Kitty
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30 weirdest world laws
There comes a time in every politician’s life where he finds himself in parliament recovering from a heavy hangover. The following probably resulted from such mornings.
- Thailand: it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. Shame!
- Thailand: You must wear a shirt while driving a car.
- Switzerland: Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday.
- Switzerland: Itis illegal to flash the toilet after 10 P.M. And I thought the smell came from the cows!
- Sweden: While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute. Catch 23.
- South Korea: Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive More >
The cleverest hamster band in the world
It may be a commercial but this is still one of the cutest things to be found on YouTube.
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ChatRoulette: what you’ve been missing
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Superman Retired
Superman retired a week ago Tuesday His fans all deserted, said the nice guy from Newsday. Been replaced by a punk in a curious dress. Is it a man? Is it a girl? He just lets the crowd guess. A superhero today must have the right look He must know how to tweet and have a farm on Facebook. He must be well in sink with his feminine side And clearly inherent of Jekyll and hide.
—–Superman’s successor looks more like a geek. With an I.Q. of two thousand you can’t really say he’s weak. When he makes a quick More >
Why to fly business
“On behalf of Intra Air airlines, I would like to welcome all of you aboard our flight from New York to Madrid. For those of you traveling coach please be advised that two of the lavatories at the back of the plane are in service. The rest of the toilet facilities are reserved for our business class passengers. We hope you enjoy your flight and thank you for flying Intra Air.” “Passengers, this is your captain speaking. We seem to be having some trouble with one of our four engines, but not to worry, this super sophisticated Boeing aircraft can More >
Wikileaks for Dummies: what the celebs don’t want you to know
Now awaiting to be stolen from a book-store near you.
Truths or half truths or maybe all out lies that even the national enquirer was scared to publish
See Paparazzi photos that have been kept secret for years
Queen Elizabeth wears kinky underwear!
Hilary Clinton starred in a college version of Rocky Horror Show (as Edi)
Brad Pitt is really a woman
Bart Simpson is a bigamist
The dog from Family Guy had an affair with the director
Paul McCartney died on the day he was born and was immediately replaced with a robot.
President Obama’s dog is actually a camouflaged Russian midget called Leonid
The fire extinguisher More >
extreme sheep: a great YouTube video
Some animals will do anything to get there five minutes of fame. One of the craziest and most original films to hit YouTube.
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Great reasons to split up:
For your information I'm gay, I'm moving in with an incredibly sexy blonde bisexual starlet, the kids aren't actually yours and for that matter neither is the dog. The original Rex got run over by a speeding truck three years ago. So much for your attention span!
After meeting BigJohn7447_2 from Idaho you're not really sure what you expected, but definitely not this.
"I just checked you out on Facebook. How come you're so pally with the 74 ex boyfriends from high school that are still in contact with you?"
You snore to the tune of the American national anthem and I'm a patriotic Brit.
You More > 
