The current  Miss Universe, Bianca Blaise Bimbona, wasn’t the first to reveal her intention to achieve world peace if she won the competition, but was the first to prove herself capable. After proudly putting the crown on her head Miss Bimbona started a Facebook group that called for public abstention around the globe. Claiming that she was herself  still a virgin, B.B.B, as she has become known, managed to capture the hearts (and other bodily parts) of men and women worldwide. After the group passed  the 2 billion mark and succeeded in bringing down the Facebook servers worldwide, governments around the world started to take her seriously and it is now believed that the Iranians will soon sit beside the Palestinians, Israelis and Americans in the first initial talks destined to bring a final halt to bloodshed.

Asked what she intended to do now that she had achieved her goal, Miss Bimbona was quoted as saying “I think it’s high time that somebody invented a comfortable bra and rethought out the Tampon.” According to CNN, both Victoria’s Secret and Playtex are taking her ideas very seriously.

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