“I’m sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight-short sighted-narrow minded hypocrites
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth.”
- John Lennon

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In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.


Nothing in this world is more expensive than having a girlfriend who is free on weekends.

To mothers everywhere: when you complain of an acute toothache sit’s not proof that you’ve been on the computer too long!


Food for thought – The truth about education: In the long run, the A students work for the B students. The C students run the businesses. And the D students get the buildings named after them.  - Tom Peters: Educate for a Creative Society.


Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.


Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest


111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321


Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite


In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.


Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death! Yucch!


If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.


Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. – Seinfeld on  Twitter


Losing weight is a losing game. Try gaining height instead.


Fashion Tip: Sure, black underwear is very sexy…but not if you’ve been wearing it since it was white – Tweet from Joan Rivers
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