Google is a great toy. You never know what you will find next there. I was wondering why my post  100 Things to do when You’re Bored received so many hits from Goggle when I thought of checking the search keywords people used to get to my site (compliments of Google Analytics of course). Here are some the weirder ones. I swear they are all real.

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  1. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiakitna – O.K. this one was expected. I was writing about the education one gets from the internet and sort of hoped someone would search for this hill n New Zealand. This  sort of strengthens the Ebay philosophy that if you try and auction of your late grandmothers smelly socks there will be some idiot out there willing to buy them for $9.99.
  2. Unusual facts about Swindon – That helped return my faith in mankind. Somewhere out there there is really someone interested in unusual facts about Swindon..
  3. A mooning witch - I never saw that one coming.
  4. with smelly armpits – I can just picture this guy sitting down after a tasty supper of over cooked sausages and mashed potatoes and thinking.. Internet time. Now what can I search for. Oh here’s an ideas – smelly armpits. Maybe the guy had just finished watching  a rerun of The Hangover.
  5. You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired n electric sockets – Shakespeare couldn’t have phrased it better himself
  6. Neutral red uptake assay for the estimation of cell viability – Oh my God, and he reached my site after typing this in. I think that on that night the whole crew at Google had just finished  watching The Hangover.
  7. 100 things to do at a bank - ehhm yes, no I can see an idea for a post there.
  8. 100 things to do when you are up so late – yet another post idea  thank you sir or madam.
  9. 100 things to do with my wife – Hold on lets recap a minute. How about 100 things to do with your wife late at night in a bank. Now you’re rolling.
  10. Angelina Joli – come on Google guys stp pulling my leg. I Googed Angelna Joni and got 54 million results so how come someone got sent to the Taite Gallery?
  11. can you get fired for having a voodoo doll of your boss – Yes I like that one. Definitely an upcoming blog. Watch out for it.
  12. Cheesiest way to propose marriage – Yet another blog idea.
  13. cross female - O.K. guys, et me teach you a thing or two about syntax. A cross female can either take you to an anger management site or a porn show. Your choice. You confused Google on this on so he had no alternative but to send you to me for an English lesson.
  14. humor ways to recycle a tennis ball – wow, now there’s a topic no-one has ever tackled before.
  15. murder your co-worker – this string appears in umpteen combinations. Judging by the popularity of the idea I suggest watching your fellow workers real carefully.
  16. strange bedfellows ballet –  can just see the Broadway opening  night  reviews in the Times
  17. Things to sing when you’re bored – I hear a blog coming on.
  18. Unemployed, bored, no girlfriend, no car what have  got to live for – and they sent this guy to me. Maybe I should send flowers to his family.
  19. What to do with your mother when you’re bored. O.K. now you’re talking. I can even see a book deal.
  20. What kind of person is someone with the name James. Listen James, Jmmy Jm or whatever the class bullies call you. James is a fine name. Thank the gods that you weren’t named Alastair or Puck.


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