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100 Things to do when you're Bored
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The Taite Guide to Project Management
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The Taite Guide to Project Management
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100 Things to do when you're Bored
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Glee the Movie – the Trip to Paris

You’ve seen the Tv shows, listened to the CD’s, and already have tickets to the coast to coast concert and the Broadway musical. Ah but what about the movie.

Will -the shoe – Shuester, still not sure about his feelings for Emma -mama what big eyes you’ve got – Pillsbury, takes up Sue Silvester’s offer of taking the complete glee troupe for a trip to Paris where he is seduced by Sue’s half sister Tweety, played by Scarlett Johansson, who sells baguette flavoured ice-cream on the top of the Eiffel towel. Meanwhile Sue, with the help of old army buddy Stuey and Hewey (played by John Travolta and Silvester Stallone respectively) starts a new sing and dance group of her own, called the SeeFlakes, to front her Cheerios. The Paris hotel reservations have been cancelled, thanks to Sue’s French half cousin Pierre (John Goodman) and, the Glee troup are forced to pass round the hat outside Pompidou Center. For once the Korean guy gets to sing (just kidding!). Rachel decides that Paris is the place to win back Finn, while Puck gets arrested for wearing an illegal haircut., Kurt and Mercedes perform a ridiculous version of Je taime, moi non plus in English, and Santana & Brittany crash a Santana concert featuring Britney Spears and make out with all the members of the band.

And that’s what you’ll be missing if you skip the oncoming movie of Glee.

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