This is the first post of The Taite Gallery Book of Dreams. Look out for more  under The Meaning of Dreams category.

Abduction
If you dream of being abducted by three handsome Chippendale performers in loose clothing and you are between the ages of 12 and 92 this dream is quite normal. In fact for a small cost we’ll even send you the DVD.


Accordion

If you dream about a popular group playing accordions and banjos you are really out of it and there is really very little that can be done with you. Please return this blog at the service desk and get a full refund.

Accountant

If you dream that you are an accountant in a room of accountants it can signify one of two things. If you are happy and you show it then clap your hands. If you’re not happy then wake up as soon as possible. If after you wake up you are still an accountant please pay an immediate visit to your doctor.
Ace

If you see an ace of hearts in a deck of cards it suggests  you are in love If you see the ace of spades in your dream  it means that you are involved in an affair.  If you see the ace of diamonds it means you are about to be found out and should try to cut damages .   IF  you see the ace of clubs it means that a lawyer is already involved, you’ve been caught red handed in that sleazy motel you thought nobody knew about, your picture will be on page six tomorrow and you can forget about that trip to the Caribbean you has secretly planned for Christmas.

Acrobat

A visual an acrobat in your dream symbolises an upcoming visit to Vegas. A visual of Acrobat Reader symbolises the fact that you are spending far too much time and work and need a vacation. Vegas might be a good idea.
Acupuncture

To dream that a dark stranger is piercing your body with minute needles signifies the need for tranquillity. To  dream of a tall dark stranger with horns and Hell’s Angels tattooed over his chest suggests that you have been watching too many late night movies recently.

Agoraphobia

First I’m impressed that you know what agoraphobia is. Now tell me. Only kidding. This dream is usual when you find that your the only one who arrives at the party in his/her birthday suit after you thought you were being  invited to a nudist shower instead of a New Disk shower.
Agreement

The party of the first part shall be known in this agreement as the party of the first part.  But if the party of the first part is actually the party of the second part through marriage to the sister of the party of the third part, then the party of the second part will henceforth be known as the party of third part twice removed and often understood. The agreement states that if  during a single dream you manage t get to the part where the party of the seventh part runs away with the party of the eight parts parts, and your partner n bed has yet to kick you in the shin so that you wake up and stop groaning like a three legged mule it ‘s obvious grounds for divorce.  In each and every generation the apparition of somebody named Marx leaves his mark!  See Original here.


 Air Conditioner

If you dream that you are in a bedroom in Iceland and your ears refuse to thaw out due to the below zero temperatures hit your spouse delicately sixteen or seventeen times until he or she gets out of bed and turns the air-conditioner off. (See related post global warning at the office)

Airplane

To see an airplane in your dream, indicates that you  need to get away asap preferably sooner.

To dream that you are flying an airplane, suggests that you have already taken my advice which is very flattering

To dream that you are flying to New York but at the last minute transfer planes to Argentina clasping a suitcase filled with green dollars suggests – well you already know what that suggests.

To dream that you miss your connection flight  and find yourself stranded for a week in an oasis surrounded by     Amazons  with perfect whatever who keep pushing tall cocktails with minute umbrellas in them can’t be at all bad.

To dream that a plane, piloted by Leslie Nielson crashes, suggests that you have have really poor choice in movies. (See related post up up and a weight.)
Aladdin

To  dream that you are Aladdin suggests you are full of your self.

To dream that you are a lad in Aladdin suggests that you are full of his self.

If  you actually understand the last sentence please explain it to me.
Alarm Clock

If you hear or see  an alarm clock in your dream ignore it. Maybe it will go away and you won’t have to get up for work. (See related post the runaway alarm clock)


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