1. Eat a monster slice of cake covered in whipped cream in a Viennese cafe without once thinking how many calories it contains.

2. Learn 50 Japanese swear words and use them on the New York subway.

3. Teach a rabbinical student to break-dance..

4. Finally find out what happened to Baby Jane

5. Get listed in the Guinness Book of records for the first person in the world to eat over 300 sushi at a wedding with his hands tied behind his back..

6. For an entire week, eat only at five star restaurants that have no menus  and who serve dishes you are unable to pronounce.

7. Try the black bean ice-cream special at a local Thai restaurant.

8. Order the hottest dish in an Indian restaurant and devour without your eyeballs falling out.

9. Spend two days without checking your inbox.

10. Spend a week without Internet

11. Spend two weeks without a mobile phone.

12. Burn all your underwear and live loosely.

13. Get married in Vegas to the first Blond guy / girl who joins you at the bar. (Transvestites don’t count!)

14. Learn to professionally throw a boomerang and then throw it at your boss. Then throw it again.Then throw it again. Then throw it again.

15 Spend a month without your spouse – no questions asked, no answers given.

16. Send  your mother-in-law on a one way cruise to Alaska.

17. Send your bank manager on a one way cruise to Alaska.

18. Speak to Ben Laden about Alaska.

19. Spend the night in a bed in Ikea in your pyjamas

20. Spend the night in a bed in Ikea without your pyjamas

21. Enjoy the company of local prostitutes and pimps at the local jail.

22. Mud wrestle with your girlfriend / boyfriend/both

23. Mud wrestle with your mother-in-law

24. Smile at perfect strangers

25. Flirt with perfect strangers

26. Stop your week abstention of mobile phones and call for help – fast!

27.  Send a message in a bottle (see examples here)

28. Swim with a dolphin.

29. Swim with a whale

30. Swim with a killer shark (definitely the last thng you’ll do!)

31. Be an extra in a movie.

32. Be an extra in a porno movie.

33. Make a complete and utter fool of yourself. Oh you’ve already done that without my help . Well there are still 99 other possibilities here.

34. Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.

35. Don’t save it for a rainy day.

36. Run the New York Marathon in your pyjamas.

37. Run the New York Marathon without your pyjamas.

38. Go directly to jail, but pass GO first.

39. Play Strip Monopoly at the Playboy mansion

40. Find a cure for cancer

41. Find a cure for Aids

42. Find a cure for stupid sitcoms.

43. Adopt a blond

44. Watch the finale episode of The Bold and the Beautiful

45. Write a dirty, filthy pornographic novel and sell the rights to Disney.

46. Enter McDonald’s wearing a tuxedo and carrying a vintage bottle of Chianti, order a happy meal,  eat it with stainless steel cutlery and leave a $50 dollar tip

47. Order every dessert at The Cheese Cake Factory.

48. Get listed   in the Guinness Book of records for eating the largest number of slices of cheese cake.

49. Repeat 48. after adding chocolate sauce.

50. Write a 100 things to do before you die list.

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