1. The capitol you are presently visiting has hit an average temperature of 38C for the tenth consecutive year and they are finally talking about installing air conditioners by the year 2034.

2. The younger generation Italians are  now bathing twice a week as opposed to the traditional once.

3. The Austrian board of health is recommending the  consumption of at least 3 litres of beer a day.

4. The coffee shops in Amsterdam are now serving their magic mushrooms chilled and there is even talk of selling coffee.

5. The Trivi Fountain in Rome has been officially declared a kiddies pool.

6. The aroma from Parisian cheese stores can be picked up in Munich.

7. The Muslim salesgirls working in the Brussels branch of Mango have started wearing mini-skirts.

8. No-one in Italy is on strike.

9. The majority of the East End London rats have migrated to Iceland.

10. At Wimbledon they have finally built a movable roof over Center Court but it hasn’t rained once since.

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