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What is the Meaning of Life? Beats me but here some other unanswered questions that bother us.
For centuries scientists, philosophers, pop song artists and flying circus members have been pondering the eternal question:
what is the meaning of life?
Centuries later, millions of bored Internet surfers have found other annoying questions that have yet to be answered. Here are a chosen few for the chosen few.
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?
Do blind people believe in love at first sight?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
If con is the opposite of pro the opposite of progress is?
What do you say if God sneezes?
At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
Can you influence the direction of a bowling ball by swaying your arms back and forth?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with his mouth full of food?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Can you daydream at night?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
When two guys are ”getting married”, do they both go to the same bachelor party?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn’t it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
