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Has the person sitting next to you at work yet to discover the word deodorant?

Does your co-worker sing Abba songs aloud eight hours a day?

Does your co-worker pick his nose, thinking no one is watching, our excavate his ears?

Does your co-worker were micro mini-skirts even though she weighs over 90 kg and is almost 62?

Does the guy sitting opposite you tap on his desk with an HB pencil, mistaking himself for  the drummer from Guns and Roses?

Is your co-worker allergic to everything and sneezes so loud that the corpses in the nearby cemetery have filed a complaint?

If  you answered YES to at least two of these questions then this post is for you.

If you answered YES to all the questions then you may need to look for  10 Ways to murder your Co-Worker by Charlie Manson

10 Ways to get rid of an Annoying Co-Worker

1. Switch the salt and sugar in the cafeteria.

2. Attach a TV card to his computer and beam The Soap Channel onto his screen.

3. If he isn’t gay write dozens of love letters addressed to him from the cute blonde guy sitting in the next cubicle.
4. If he is gay write dozens of love letters addressed to him from your straight manager who has no sense of humor.

5. Put a man-eating plant on his desk and wait for spring.

6. Marry him, because of the family clause in your contract he will have to get a new job then divorce him in Vegas.

7. Put Vodka in his coffee

8. Put whisky in his tea

9. Hack into his computer and plant pornographic mail there.

10. Hire his mother-in-law

The Annoying Co-Worker Gallery



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