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Codgerland

 

 

 

Telephone  recording : Welcome to CodgerLand Reservations Services – the amusement park for senior citizens. For English  information please press 1,for  Spanish press 2, for Yiddish press 3, to speak to a live person  press 4

Caller: 1.
T: La Bienvenida a Codgerland

C: Hey I pressed 1.

T: An parque  de atracciones

C: 1.

T: La Bienvenida a Codgerland

C: 111111111

T: An parque  de atracciones

C:  Hey you guys. I pressed one.
T: Una experiencia incredible

C: 0

T: Welcome to CodgerLand Reservations Services – the amusement park for senior citizens. For English  information please press 1,for  Spanish press 2, for Yiddish press 3, to speak to a live person  press 9.

C: 9

T: We don’t recognize your choice. For English press 1, for  Spanish press 2, for Yiddish press 3, to speak to a live person  press 9

C: 99999

T: La Bienvenida a Codgerland

C: 1234567890112123     !()*#(@*#@
T: Thank you for calling Codgerland Reservations Services. For reservations at our incredible amusement park press 1, for accounts press 2, for our complaints department press 3, to speak to a human at any time press 9.

C: 1

T: The computer is awaiting your entry.

C: 1

T: Still waiting.

C: 4.

T: Please hold.

(32 minutes and 47 seconds later)

T: You have asked to speak to a human. All of our representatives are currently busy helping other customers. Because of the age of our clients, this could take some time. You are currently in position 89. Please hold on and we will get to you as soon as is humanly possible.

C: Zzzzzzzzzz

T: Thank you for holding.  Because of our great respect for senior citizens, all representatives employed at the Codgerland Reservation Center are over the age of 80. The time is now 16:30 and our workers have gone to bed. Our call center is now closed. Please call back tomorrow.

 

Excerpts from the Codgerland Brochure. 

 

Come to Codgerland and enjoy our wonderful rides.

 Bring your own pills and ride Alice’s Adventure in Blunderland.

Brave the repeatomoble. Just when you think you’ve mastered it, it takes you back to the beginning and you have to go through the  whole ride again.

Challenge your friends at Wheelchair Grand Prix (only living friends are eligible to compete)

Get lost in The Amazing Maze. Actually there’s no maze but nobody has yet to notice.

Be brave and climb on The Slowercoaster. Ride lasts for approx 4 hours so please bring along your own diapers.

Have a ball with our computer games. New for 2010 Ball less Pong in stunning black and white.

If you tire, step up for our hilarious single question quiz show I can hear You!!! Or vist our Bingo Parlor where the last participant to stay awake wins a free hearing aid.

  Feeling peckish? Try one of our gourmet  dishes (all fully liquidized).

 

Codgerland, Codgerland –  You Won’t Even Remember You Came.

 

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