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Shop Till You Drop
She never wears the same skirt twice
She lives on diet coke.
She’s the crowned queen of the shopping mall
Who doesn’t see it as a joke.
On payday morn she wakes at dawn
She’s not like other folk.
By 6 P.M. she’s shopped and shopped
Once again she’s truly broke
Her fridge s quite a no mans land
While she overflows in shoes.
If clothes contained more vitamins
She’d be as perky as Tom Cruise.
They tell her it’s obsessive
Just like cigarettes and booze.
Maybe they’re right, ’cause on shopless nights
She comes down with the blues.
Trendy Tina, Reckless Rita,
Fashion Freak Fionna.
They never drink the local beer
But will settle for Corona.
They shop in pairs like hungry bears
It’s rare to see a loner.
Their wardrobe’s full of garments new
Abandoned by their owner.
