The Internet Guide to where babies come from

A: When Mom and Dad accidentally wash their underwear together a baby pops out of the machine.

A: Babies come from the watermelon seed that mom accidentally ate last summer and the seed grew inside her and became a watermelon, which explains why she had a big belly. Had mom spit out the watermelon seed like she usually does I wouldn’t have a baby brother who takes up all of mom’s time. Mom has learned now to spit out the watermelon seeds because she doesn’t want to get a big belly again. I suggest that anyone who doesn’t want to have a baby to not eat watermelons.

A: they come from a factory in the uterus forest where tiny elves go and and harvest sperm from the sticky trees. Next they offer the sperms to one of the Queen Eggs and she has them fight over her. When the strongest has killed all the others off. They go to the candy shop in the gum drop forest. And then fifty cent and lil wayne pop out looking like fairy creatures. They say a magical spell and the sperm worm goes into the magical egg…….. Next the embryo is put into a stork where it lays an egg on the roof top of the hospital where your mother claims that you were born. The hospital staff then give it to your mother and she goes home…

The Modern Day Answer

A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’

The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I fell for each other at first site in a chat room on yahoo after she was googling me.

I set up a date via e-mail and met with Mom at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a fire wall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said:
You’ve got MALE!