Superhero Home Services
“Times have changed. Once the superheroes were megastars. You couldn’t touch them, real snobs, like. Then a couple of my fiends friends, wellknown bank managers, succeeded in turning the tables. In 2009 superheroes everywhere found themselves jobless. This was just the opportunity I was waiting for and I pounced to form $$$ S.S.S.(Superhero Specialized Services).
Now I am able to make you an offer you can’t refuse.
I can help you make your home shine, quieten your kids, rid you of rodents . One call and we will send you the Super Hero of your choice to help you with your chores. Every hero is an Ace. I should know, I hand picked them. So ring 1-800HERO and we’re in business.”
Check out our staff:
Specialities: house cleaning. Superman can spring clean a three floor town house in less than seven minutes with on hand behind his back. (Warning: not suitable for couples with antique furniture or bone china services – his speed has known to cause heat damage).
No chimney is too spooky for him. Also great at fixing roofs. No ladder necessary
Wonder Woman Let her cook and babysit for you (Must be keep away from horny husbands!)
Batman: The world’s best pest remover
The Hulk – a handyman with an attitude , great if you have a wall you need removed.
Billy (the windowman) Gates. The expert window fixer. Twenty four hours with good old Bill and your computer will be like new. May refuse to work in apartments where Vista is still installed.
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