A post today on BoingBoing reveals that in preparation for the World Expo due to be held in Shanghai next year, the Chinese officials have started a campaign to ban citizens from wearing pajamas outdoors. This simple act has outraged many Chinese citizens but has caused politicians worldwide to follow suit. In London, for instance, there is already talk of banning Daffy Duck ties worn my executives and mini skirts sized 12 or higher. The Scots, have preempted their English neighbors  by publicly  banning underwear worn under the kilt with the exception of senior citizens. Yet another commonwealth country, Australia, has adamantly proclaimed the banishment of the name Bruce for newborn babes of either gender. Democratically minded United States President Obama, not to be left behind, has proposed banning overweight men and women from appearing in public after dusk or on roller coasters in any State south of Washington, and banishing Wayne Newton from Vegas.
Just  in case you are wondering, the Chinese cultural committee have made it clear that Hugh Hefner will not be allowed to enter the  country for the entire duration of  the exhibition.

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