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I found it on the web: The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette

Sometimes you stumble upon a web site and have to blink twice to make sure your not dreaming. Such a site is The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette or ICBE (Performing #1 and #2 in comfort and style since 1995).
What would seem like a cute joke has been taken here to the extreme. This is a sight with a mission and not missing is only part of it.

The well designed site boasts many categories including

and of course

bathroom etiquette in poker

Definately worth more than a wee glance

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